Midnight Unicorn

Humble, with just a little bit of Kanye

[Erik Hoel @erikphoel]

They buried the lede on this new study. It's not that exercise beats out SSRIs for depression treatment, but that *just* dancing has the largest effect of *any treatment* for depression.

That's kind of beautiful.

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

As if duck and fuck was t bad enough now I have to deal with flute and glute 😒

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

I thought adderall was supposed to help me focus on things I’m not interested in, not make things I’m already interested in way more awesome 😎 #stilldistracted

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

If I drink coffee before getting out of bed, I will just lay in bed all day 🥱 #adhdprobs

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

You know you’ve aged when Starbucks holiday drinks are suddenly too sweet for you 😫

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

You know your period is close when almost anything can make you tear up.

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

It’s weird loving the Halloween season but not liking scary movies lol. Good thing I like cartoons. You’re never too old for The Nightmare Before Christmas 💀🎃

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

I forgive you, I hope you’ve found happiness

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

Sorry world @cvspharmacy deemed me unworthy of medication because I don’t have insurance….apparently paying cash is no longer accepted #healthcare #help

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

I wonder how many issues I would have to report to a medical board for them to take interest in @cvspharmacy and how they knowingly don’t give medication prescribed by a physician that without the patient could die… #justwondering

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

You know there is a real problem with society when cannabis delivery is more consistent than your pharmacy is with your mental health medication 🤔 @TevaUSA @cvspharmacy #ifonlyyoucared #help

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

Best show to watch while your sick🙌🏼Check out Sirens on Hulu! https://t.co/AcqfCALnqK

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

AMERICA land of the quarantine

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

🙄 definitely getting my money back this time. FOOL ME ONCE!

[Pasquale Rotella @PasqualeRotella]

I am sorry to say that EDC Las Vegas needs to move to October. I want to thank everyone who has put their heart and soul into this show—the Insomniac team, artists, agents, managers, production crews, the Las Vegas Motor Speedway staff, the government ... https://t.co/z2Jhy2gf5K

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

It’s official COVID stole my last good hoe years #RIPEDCLV

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

With EDC coming in fast and hot I guess I should check back in with my personal social media 🥳

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

With the little amount doctors know about trauma endured pancreatitis, you would think they would be more interested in figuring out the problem instead of just throwing out the #notcovid #notmyproblem

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

Sometimes the measures we put into place to safeguard our liberty become threats to liberty itself

[Midnight Unicorn @midnxtunicorn]

I couldn’t be more excited to try and get back to work this week. Bed rest has made me more work crazy than ever! #lockdown