Midori Salgado

Apex | UNC

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[rose @roramdin]

weed melatonin and caffeine in my body doing the devil's rock paper scissors

[goal digger @1doubleC]

y’all be having bad days cause y’all don’t hop up out the bed and turn y’all swag on

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

i need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

not bad for a girl who forgot to take her meds

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

yea the gap in my resume is because i was banging ur mom lmao

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

im just addicted 2 being silly ur honor

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

bro did u really just go on a journey of self forgiveness in front of the hoes

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this is the only way to propose to me