I’m a Little Milk Boy

He/Him. They call me the Big Mommamia From the Sky

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This is years late but they should have made Bobby trans in the King of the Hill reboot

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Karl Marx if he had had pizza: “yooo you cannot be alienated from your labor if you can get a 99 cent slice.”

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By the end of the night y’all gonna be calling me gay

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Wisdom from the past year of living in Seattle: You’re a racist if you don’t want to hangout with me in south seattle… unless you live in Ballard... then you’re a racist for living in Ballard.

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Just want y’all to know I’ve been making the macroplastics joke for over a year now and the culture just caught up.

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Everyone’s so concerned about the fact that we ingest 5 grams of microplastics a week but I don’t hear anybody talking about how much macroplastics are in their diet. Personally, on top of my 5 g’s of micro, I also eat 3 plastic bags a day. Just a tip!

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Say what you want about Jar Jar Binks, you know he’s got a fat hog

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@_danielle_carr @ClarissaMBrooks Honestly I get through TSA faster when I decline. They have had an agent walk beside me through the process.

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@neiltyson @MLB Nerd shit. Stick to science.

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Seattle is cool in the way that you can hit it off with a sweet goofy nerdy guy in a new friend group and then a week later learn that he works in defense contracts for Boeing…

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Borders are fake but we need to shut down the northern border so none of the Vancouver based blue jays fans can come to t-mobile park for game 3

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Yo if someone wants to get me a paint by numbers but was worried I wouldn’t appreciate it, now’s the time!

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Trying to meet a tech sugar momma by sitting at the Amazon balls speakeasy, taking the tiniest sips of a $30 whiskey ginger I bought with Klarna, and conspicuously nodding to Abundance so everyone knows I agree with its points

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I think that whatever you believe happens in the afterlife happens to you. I plan on spending eternity doing what I love; watching short form videos of streamer drama 10 hours a day and then jacking off instead of hanging out with friends.

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@JoeisHungryBite @Dr_Nut_ He should do drug reviews

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Mostly human!

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Hope moo deng takes one of these mfer’s hands one day. They be playing too much.

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Going over to my neighbors house to do whippets! Happy birthday to me!😋🎉

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Everyone’s so concerned about the fact that we ingest 5 grams of microplastics a week but I don’t hear anybody talking about how much macroplastics are in their diet. Personally, on top of my 5 g’s of micro, I also eat 3 plastic bags a day. Just a tip!

[I’m a Little Milk Boy @midpack0nly]

2/2 boy summer and now it’s a year later and thusly named big boy summer bc I’m a big boy.

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1/2 Y’all I think big boy summer has been co-opted by brat summer. Just want y’all to know I’m feeling suspicious that more people think it’s brat summer and not big boy summer… and I’m also worried that people don’t know that it’s big boy summer because last year it was little