driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy

only thing mid about me is da range in which i pull up 4 my jumper 😤💯😾💸 (im like if a femcel was a boy) #metaironiclarping

[atticus @gallamishas]

ngl if an older person called me kid i’d get hard

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

upd8: disbih is NOT freaky n george W. wit it but ykw i respect it bc im respectful

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

bad btches dont get that just cuz id goon 2u dont mean im actually tryna fck. that insinuates u think that i think id actually stand a chance. hell nawl. i aint gon try nothin. u badd but im respectful

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

id literally have to pay 50 bucks to see her squirt n be like heyyy remember me. dnt get it twisted u badd but i still respect u. oh word u in brooklyn now

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

found out my mall crush i had from like 3 years ago got a fansly but she expensive asf

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

she handed me like a fuckton of free drink coupons that i was supposed to hand out to my coworkers but ended up just secretly keeping for myself and using at a diff location cuz shed give me free drinks herself

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

my chaser ass follows a new one each week

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

@Xanax26356842 @krvavitev this was my wallpaper for a few months btw

[CarvedPumpkin @carved41114]

Caroline from Stomach Book plushie! I really like the music nuff said @stomachbook66

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

u rly could just be a pretty girl on here n post a selfie and gain hella followers
its actually insane

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

y do u need friends when u can just have 1 shawty to give it all to

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

the same way a lot of guys dont want ladyfriends and only girlfriends is the same way i dont want casual friends and only sitcomfriends

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

i actually lied.
i've never actually wanted friends. i've always just wanted 1 shawty.
everyone still around is accidental.

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

my deepest fear is not knowing.
its unpredictability, its being left wondering, i wanna know what to expect. i wanna know what things are.

even if its not in my favor, i at least can relax having mentally prepped for how it will play out. this is the curse of an overthinker

[CHESSA 😁😁🌈🎀💝 @krvavitev]

step on me

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

@JordansTwittter @adriiiennee and if hes filipino at least be a likeable one

[driphamilton #certifiedgoodboy @midrangemax]

@BleacherReport they kept panning to the famed jews

[Evelyn Ng @evybabee]

I made a Guitar Hero nails! 🎸