midlife reply guy

Ex-husband. Biological dad. Professional football bettor. Retired crypto trader. Assistant to the manager of a national restaurant chain (you've heard of us).

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Haven't seen a company use this strategy to pump up their stock price before.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Anthropic warns in their IPO filing their technology may lead to "humanity losing control over civilization entirely"

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@PopcornPost_ The dog is the only one not getting its cheeks clapped by its savior (probably).

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@Polymarket always trying to make a sale

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@BankofAmerica Bank of America's institutional contempt for its customers is honestly impressive. The bank is so successful it's apparently burdened by more money. I'll have to burden the credit union with it instead.

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Don't blame me, I'm in the 2% or less that doesn't vote for the uniparty.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. national debt surpasses $40,000,000,000,000.00.

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@Polymarket Don't see how it hurts. 54% of US adults read below 6th grade and ballots average 19th grade. Consequently, voters rely on paid narratives so big money already has effective control over public opinion.

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100 years from now (assuming civilization still exists) the debate won't be about 24 college football playoff teams, it'll be about whether there should be 24 national champions. Can't have anyone feeling left out.

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@DeItaone They're either waiting for the March 20 spring equinox to channel those Mithras bull-slaying vibes or holding out until April 1 for Passover's classic lamb special. Can't rush a good ritual—gotta align with the ancient blood calendar.

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@7SEES_ https://t.co/ubJEU51Kk4

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Alien attacks are not a recognized exclusion in life insurance contracts. Yet.

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@ShardiB2 I stopped wearing one years ago.

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Getting enraged by bots and other NPCs is the fun part though.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events.

You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry.

Talk to real human beings in real life.

You’ll feel better.

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Less idiots would die if they just stayed away from areas where it is known that other idiots with guns will be in large numbers.

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@hamptonism Hopefully most of them.

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@DHSgov This is piss poor propaganda. 1/10 believable. Do better, intern.

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@ZeroHedge_ @MrPitbull07 AI photo, the story is probably fake as well.

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Listen up zoomer virgins: If a chick's being all sweet and "nice" to your sorry ass, she ain't into you—she's either pitying your pathetic vibe or after your wallet. If she's a waitress, stripper, or any "girl" you met online? It's definitely both.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho No change; the ones I know were already NPCs.

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@TheMisterFrog devs slackin and not enough chads in discord/tg

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@inversebrah Now he can look forward to averaging down.