Jeff White

I'm just a guy...standing in front of the Internet...​trying to get someone to %&$@!ing listen.

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@jonlovett Bruh! First one voted out! That's totally sucks, but loved that you were on the show!

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

So why did we want all these creatives to beat the shit out of each other? Isn’t that kind of the antithesis of, well, EVERYTHING? #CreatorClash2

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@Kriscilicious @jjbphillyfan @oscarrs155 @krassenstein The majority of shootings happen in cities, and many cities are more blue than red. Coincidence, not causation.

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@NathanFillion EXACTLY WHAT A NATHAN FILLION IMPERSONATOR WOULD SAY

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@SethMacFarlane Dolly Parton beats out Stephen Hawking as the Best Guest Star Playing a Hologram of Themselves on a Science Fiction Show. WELL. DONE. SIR.

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@ChristianKane01 Hang in there, brother. Self-care is the most important care. I told you that in the totally random dream I had about you last night (!).

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Hey, #CNNNYE, do y’all remember last year? That was, like, crazy

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Happy New Year, to everyone watching #CNNNYE Thanks to @Andy and @andersoncooper for ringing us in!

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@CNN @AP Oh good grief, have you guys seen this video by the President?

https://t.co/AvhxUpBath

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver Congratulations on getting a building finally@names after you! You’re in the same class as the Sacklers! https://t.co/MMFgTDsQtj

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@LastWeekTonight So, first of all, saw this in the store this evening... Clearly their masquerade is falling

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Seriously, @Wendys, my daughter and I bought the new Baconator @Pringles to try today. We got to the car, each ate one at the same time, turned slowly to look at each other, and said simultaneously: "We have made a horrible mistake."

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Live tweeting the experience of eating the new @Wendys Baconator flavor @Pringles:
Hmm...smells a lot like bacon and cheeseburger I wonder how they tastOMYSWEETLORDWHATISTHISHORRENDOUSMONSTROSITYIHAVEPUTINMYMOUTHGETITOUTGETITOUT

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@JeremyECrawford Depends on whether you want to toss your brewed drink or your neckwear.

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Let’s go War Eagles and Longhorns! Homecoming game!

[WSB-TV Sports Zone @WSBTVsports]

Should @WSBTVsports cover @LambertFtBall vs. @SouthForsythHS as the Game of the Week on Oct. 11?
Each RT is 1 vote.
Vote here too: https://t.co/3E1aFD7yge

[WSB-TV Sports Zone @WSBTVsports]

Should @WSBTVsports cover @LambertFtBall vs. @SouthForsythHS as the Game of the Week on Oct. 11?
Each RT is 1 vote.
Vote here too: https://t.co/3E1aFD7yge

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@TMobile @bookingcom Entering on Twitter for MY trip to Hawaii!! 🚵🏼‍♀️🏄🏻‍♂️🌴🐠🥥🍹⛵🗻👍🏻

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

@gimkit I think our principal would love it for staff meeting - about 120-150 staff/teachers

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

hey @gimkit - love your product? Is there a functional limit of how many individuals can play a kit at once?

[Jeff White @MidRoadDad]

Oi, this #DemDebate2 group is FIERY.