farty supreme

I write ads but I wish I wrote Quibis

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@foxone love that you have WC multiview but on mobile surely each of these frames can take up more room on the screen???

[farty supreme @midsizered]

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN #ONEVERYCORNER #SWEEPSTAKES @Enterprise

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#oneverycorner #sweepstakes @enterprise :OOOOOO

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@DaveL1246 @DanLifshatz He's playing well?? tf

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@Hahahdehwu Mousa Dembele in the A tier not the A+???? Mousa Dembele below LUCAS MOURA?????????

[farty supreme @midsizered]

you think the astronauts are up there rn like hey can you actually send us around the moon a few more times

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Drunk Schrödinger declares it both is and isn't 5 o'clock somewhere

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the late-stage capitalism of a fruit named after another fruit flavored like a different fruit

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@leftythfc Guy who lived across the hall from me freshman year of college was from North London, big Spurs fan. Asked if I wanted to wake up early on weekends & drink beer, I said obviously. Back in the Bale Modric days. Never looked back. On my way to my first game at the stadium!

[farty supreme @midsizered]

wait why does @alyankovic not have an album called The Oddyssey

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@dans2119 @TrainIsland All the GOATs are on the spectrum. Messi? 100%. It's a prereq at this point

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Seeing Death Cab live is so funny bc Ben Gibbard has the onstage energy of Charli XCX matched songs that are tonally Mufasa getting launched off that cliff. I love it, absolute legend

[farty supreme @midsizered]

What are the odds Levy hearing himself getting booed at the trophy celebrations were his villain origin story and now he's fully set on burning Spurs to the ground

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@SpursOfficial Are you fucking kidding me bro this club is a social experiment

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Wishing everyone at Elliot Investment Management a very Go Fuck Yourself today

[farty supreme @midsizered]

@rodbishop15 @DavesLlama @TheSpursExpress @Santi_J_FM Judging by the minutes he's been on the pitch though, he's lost a step the same way Dele did. Doesn't have the touch, the quick decision-making, the explosive step to beat a man anymore that we need from someone in his positions. Nothing like the Everton player we wanted

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@jeff82874662 @jarvis_best Hey, you're actually asking the right question! It's a quote taken out of context. Her position, Assistant Fire Chief, is basically the head of HR for that fire dept. She's saying if you need to be rescued by an *administrator* like her, something's gone wrong.

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@Galore_NA @mr_squirrels_jr @OuterSpaceBro24 @humbleNow56 @apollo07385534 @DirtRoadPickup Hmmmmmmm

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@KingKulu_ my toxic trait is thinking I could fix him

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@MichaelCronin92 @Chenacious I feel like I'd get false results from him and that iron stomach. He'd be like Yup this is fine! and then I'd die

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I need a food taster like old timey kings used to make sure they wouldn't get poisoned but for the week-old leftovers in my fridge that I forgot about