Midwestern Karaoke Queen

I’m just a Midwestern girl who grew up watching Anne of Green Gables, which is why I can spell chrysanthemum.

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

She’s a 10 but she’s married am I doing this right

[Nick Zednik @NickZednik]

A few things that haven’t left my mind about #Oppeneheimer:

- Ludwig Göransson’s score is 🔥🔥

- Nolan just knows how to make a great f’n movie

- Cillian Murphy deserves his flowers

- Great to see Robert Downey Jr. shine outside of Iron Man

- Alden Ehrenreich is a star

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

I tweeted this before The Oscars, btw

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Reboot The Mummy and Evelyn has died and Rick tries to bring her back to life with the book of the dead DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

@zak_toscani A @Brewers specialty, had one at the game today 🌭

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

#ThisIsMyCrew

[The Dad @thedad]

The benefits of a cold shower in the morning could literally be eternal happiness. I'm not doing it.

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Collective Soul to close out the night

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Absolutely loved Built to Spill at Summerfest

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

For the love of god put the cottage cheese down

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

@ThirdEyeBlind TOUR

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Is the only reason Tom and Raquel are done because she told the truth in her final interview? And he’s so fragile he dumped her for coming clean?
If so… 😑
#VanderpumpReunion

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Pools are open!

[Kate Kelly @Kate_Kelly_Esq]

Remember: Sometimes people try to villainize you bc they treated you poorly in the past & don’t want to face their own bad behavior.

In order to justify the mistreatment they build you up as a “bad person” who deserved it.

You’re not.

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Cast Armie Hammer in Devil in the White City

[toxic king @toxicking]

“Hope we can still be friends tho” - a girl who just ruined your life

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

When you have a narcissist (Sandoval) who wants to get his way (out of his relationship) there are gonna be impacted bystanders (in the form of manipulating Raquel as his pawn to think they’re in love / we’ll only do this if it’s worth it) PUKE #Scandoval #VanderpumpRulesFinale

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

My very unpopular opinion is that when someone wants out of a relationship (Sandoval) and someone’s not receptive (Ariana) the easy out is to do something unforgivable (cheat with Raquel) NOT SAYING ITS OK #Scandoval #PumpRulesFinale

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Why is everyone’s apartment so depressing? #VanderpumpRulesFinale

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

I used to be so young and cool and now I say things like “Open up the blinds so we can get that free heat”

[Midwestern Karaoke Queen @MidwestDiveBar]

Staring into our phones in silence while sitting on the same couch before Succession starts is about as much foreplay as me and my husband are gonna get this month, soaking it up