Libby Christiansen

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[Libby Christiansen @MidwesternLC]

Kids comparing stats after annual checkups: 10 y son to my 13 y daughter, “you’re over 100 pounds? That’s a lot!” (He’s at the age where 100-anything sounds like a lot) Daughter snaps back: “I’m not fat. I’m turning into a grownup!” Me too, kid. Me too.

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Ugh. @Carvana is THE WORST.

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Tim Walz would never yell at you for holding the flashlight wrong. He’d just say, “Try to shine it over here, please.”#BigDadEnergy

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@LisaAnnWalter Oh my gosh, when he runs into/bounces off Michael Clarke Duncan - it’s hysterical. Such great physical comedic energy.

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We’re barely 30 min into pre-Oscar coverage and it’s been said so much, the word ‘obsessed’ has lost all meaning.

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@RepSwalwell The Hamburgular was quickly subdued by security.

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This has a “a bunch of kids in my 5th grade class colluded to not come to my birthday party” kind of energy.

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@everywhereist It’s not right but if this is the alternative, it’s possibly for the greater good. What if there was a small Gofundme to order a precooked turkey? Everyone in the family could contribute that way 😆

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@chrissyteigen We went once and we all came home sick. I think we stayed too many days. Plus, it appeared the housekeeping staff was seriously understaffed and overworked. If you go, make it 2 nights max.

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@sarahrmurdoch @johncusack My favorite JC moment (there’s a lot to choose from) is a tie between the staring contest with the baby (Grosse Point Blank) & when he’s yelling at everyone to get the F out of the house (2012). Good times.

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@everywhereist @LAWeekly Congratulations Geraldine, you’ve also been chosen for “Who’s Who Among American High School Students.” Please send $79.95 for your leatherette-bound copy of our annual book. For $29.95 more, we’ll print your name in gold on the cover. 😉

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@itsJeffTiedrich

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“Enjoy it like it’s your last.” #dark

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You can keep #MagicMike, @channingtatum Latin dancing in #TheLostCity has me jelly. ♥️♥️♥️

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@dr_pete @henshaw Uh yeah. Because it’s delicious 😋

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@AndyBCampbell So, he left before the “consequences of actions” course was served, or one’s “just deserts?” On brand. (Dear readers, evidently a single “s” is correct there, according to M-W, don’t @ me).

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@yoast

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My sister texts she saw one of my favorite musicians of all time ♥️ in the pool at her European hotel. Actual footage:

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@ConanOBrien “Unprecedented” circumstances

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@johnpavlovitz

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