Jenna Horko

Born, bred, bored, barely there, and now here.

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@tomandlorenzo Seriously, with this and Cate's gown, Givenchy is winning the Oscars. Klein & Marchesa have been hit&miss.

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@tomandlorenzo Liking Anne's 1st gown, but it's 3.38 a.m. here & I'm off to sleep. Thanks for the tweets, TLo! Joined Twitter just for you.

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@tomandlorenzo Man, in that pic Gwyn's hair looks like the worst wig ever worn by a Real Housewife.

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@tomandlorenzo Not sure, but Warren Beatty appears to be completely stoned or drunk out of his gourd.

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@tomandlorenzo In my Oscar top 3 with Mirren & Blanchett. Or top 5 with Steinfeld & ... okay, have like 5 nominees for this last spot.

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@tomandlorenzo Based on that pic, either Rush is bowlegged or he has legs like toothpicks. I'm suddenly putting him on a healthwatch.

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@tomandlorenzo Nice enough dress, but Gwyn's shaped like a stick and is not helped by a dress that does nothing to give her any curves.

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@tomandlorenzo Thanks god she pulled it together! Also, add Robert Downey Jr. to the Ruffalo group of men cleaning up nicely.

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@tomandlorenzo The best he's ever looked. But kept staring at the wife. Her name is Sunrise! WTF!?!

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@tomandlorenzo Yay! Also, Gunn just gushed all over Blanchett! It was so short I couldn't tweet a warning :(

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@tomandlorenzo Maybe you should ask your minions to tweet you when anything great happens on ABC, so you can change channels...

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@tomandlorenzo I'm on ABC. Not only Tim Gunn, but apparently Mondo coming up too!

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@tomandlorenzo Hathaway looking great, but saw her shot from above: vanished into the RC. Ninja dress!