Dyzy

. just keep swimming bkdk 🚨reposts nsfw occasionally 🚨 shitposts included

[Dyzy @midyzy09]

pinnnn

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter

[poordesign @PoorDesign]

i had to get this one out of my system

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

the universal experience of watching evangelion for the first time and realizing that there’s a reason why all the fans are like that. it really is that good.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Your kids will not thank you for this, neither will your husband. You will develop resentment over not being properly appreciated for sacrifices you weren't asked to make and your family will be baffled when you one day explode at them.

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

@shiplikenavy people are so lazy and thoughtless sometimes tbh maybe i just grew up in a really close family but you should be inconvenienced by the people in your life on occasion

[Philtomato 🍅 @otagoth]

How to distract a vampire.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[Rai 👾|☄️|🐙|🛸💜|🌃|📜 @Rai_04H]

just binged 17 episodes of anime in a single day

[omu(おむ) @omu_rice0317]

🍰🥦💥 만취

[sameMELT @melteroacc]

💥🥦💦

[すけ @Sukesansan118]

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[mochi 🍀 izuku month! @miodriya]

when you’re cool with everybody

[sh(a)y @babydollshayxo]

parental abuse extending into adulthood bc no one can afford an apartment anymore…

[polen @polen_ball]

Oh, so I can use "bro" and "dude" as gender neutral terms and nobody bats an eye; but when I try to use "girl" or "ladies" as gender neutral terms suddenly every single man addressed feels the urge to remind me of their gender as if they think I had somehow forgotten??

[Rina (they/them) ⭐️ SHOP OPEN @xinrinas]

going to the amusement park and holding hands and sharing crepes 🧡💚

#bkdk #勝デク

[buko π @bukopi314]

Habits

#勝デ #ktdk #bkdk

[🌶️ @meatypepper]

Your young daughter watched Sailor Moon and now wants to watch another magical girl anime so you do some research online and find that the Precure Series has tons of perfectly appropriate shows in that genre for her.

Your child read a Warrior Cats book and now wants to learn how to draw cats so they can draw their favorite characters and create their own, so you go to the How To Draw section of Barnes and Noble and find an appropriate "How to Draw Cats and Other Animals, Realistic and Cartoon" for them to learn from.

Your high schooler watched Soul Eater and now wants to cosplay as Maka. You take this as an opportunity to teach them sewing. You show them appropriate times and places where they can wear their cosplay. You scout out meetups to make sure theyre not sexualized and minor friendly. You escort them at the meet up so you can keep an eye on who they're interacting with.

Be their guide through the world and they will not stray even if they're a lil weird.

[ken but freakier @evilfreakybilly]

camboy katsuki w stalker izuku comm for bingus

#dkbk

[yapsama 🍮 @osadogling]

Everyone on Twitter is so fake woke