Mieke van der Merwe

I like Snickers-bars and the feeling I get when I wear white socks. I love trees! Some day I'll settle down...not today!

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

@danielmarven Let’s also be disgusted in the same way at men whipping out penises in public ALL OVER the place. Plan your pee stops like the rest of us.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

@DramaQueensOTH These Queens are so brave. Can’t understand that creeps wanted to make you less than you are. You are so much more now and I feel lucky that you can share that now.

[Klipdrift Brandy @KlipdriftBrandy]

They’re Friends & they've got Purpose: to take back Soweto’s streets & spread the joy of bike riding.👏🏽 Join the @bikingbandits on #InternationalFriendshipDay, 30 July. Deets on our socials! In the meantime, watch their story here: https://t.co/vEh9fLa8mi.🚴🏽‍♂️ #FriendsWithPurpose

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Americans are so obsessed with height. Why?

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Fine, show me ads. But if it’s a shitty ad I’ll report it. No bad voiceover no middle-aged white guy mansplaining bitcoin.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

I Accept All Cookies Forever…as long as you stop asking

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

In my hele lewe is hierdie is die tweede keer wat ek agurkies tik

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Can we collectively put @Vodacom on blast for throwing me around between 3 different customer care agents and then hanging up. So tired of telling the same story because seemingly nobody knows how to deal with an issue.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Remember french tips. What?

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Why tf have I been sleeping on @ThisIsUsWriters for so long? Cracked open

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

“It is just simply seizing to can”
- @sansha333

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Fok dit. Ek is so moeg vir mans.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

When I hit 62 is when I’ll start reading Economics magazines.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Suri Cruise is 15 years old.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Minder lip fillers. Dankie.

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

Not into toilet humour:
If you have diarrhea from all your reguurts. Spytpoep

[IEC South Africa @IECSouthAfrica]

Rise and shine Mzansi! It’s Election Day!🗳️
Our democracy needs all of us. Turn up and put an X for your community.

Remember to vote at the voting station where you’re registered between 7am to 9pm. #EveryVoiceTogether #LGE2021

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

@IECSouthAfrica Voting add

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

once in San Francisco I went on a hike with a girl who showed me her “menstrual tree” and it was a tree she’d been emptying her diva cups on for like a year. in retrospect that’s horrifying but at the time I was trying to hit it so I was like awww haha that’s cool :) :) :)

[Mieke van der Merwe @mieke93]

I love being an adult. *Not sarcastic*