Ya Boi Mr. Stone

Together, we can steer this ship straight into a lighthouse.

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo

billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

[Ya Boi Mr. Stone @miekstaon]

Boring, terrible: "Break up into your lab groups and work on your assignment."

Engaging, fun: "Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues."

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[Ya Boi Mr. Stone @miekstaon]

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign!

[garshmo @garshmo]

I digress bro I really do

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is why so many zoomers have that broccoli head hairstyle

[TKs-Mantis @TKsMantis]

Happy 10th Anniversary Fallout 4!

[Ya Boi Mr. Stone @miekstaon]

Boba and I are Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl for Halloween this year. Bo Bob did not give it 4 stars. The Drive-In will never die! @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Called strike 3. The ruined slugger has failed to bring honor to his family. He hears a ringing in his ears, a metallic taste fills his mouth. He falls to his knees, coughing up blood before he collapses. With his last breath, he looks up at the sky and whispers “I’m sorry, God”

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is

google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982

[Ya Boi Mr. Stone @miekstaon]

THIS IS IMPORTANT: I got a 6 billion point hand in Balatro.

[i feel like @chat_feels_like]

I feel like a white man in hammersmith palais

[i feel like @chat_feels_like]

I feel like Oprah’s couch that Tom cruise jumped on

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

Took a while but we did it

[Ya Boi Mr. Stone @miekstaon]

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