anak.watan🇲🇾

Hitam+Putih. Pentaksub buku.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Never prepare for a presentation, speech or an interview using the voice in your head. It is far more eloquent and fluent than you actually are in reality.

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Selain pendatang warga asing dan dadah, agaknya apa lagi yang terlepas dari kawalan keselamatan KLIA?

[Endie @The_Endie]

Memanglah tak temui sebarang objek mencurigakan sebab polis mengaku dadah bukan keutamaan bila beg beg penuh dadah ni lalu sistem scanner.

Eh baik korang semua berhenti kerja dan jual burger je lah. Bagi org lagi pandai buat kerja. Dah selesa sangat dgn pangkat terus jadi biol.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Cik petai: Masak itu survival skills
Peminis: INI SEMUA PATRIAKI!

[anak.watan🇲🇾 @miey17]

“Masak untuk hidup je pun”

Aku suka ayat ni. Mantap!

[umie the best @_badgalll]

Mak aku dah 6 tahun jadi balu yet never failed to cook for us family, does it make her a hamba patriarchy? Pemalas cakap pemalas. Ada perempuan yg berbagi kasih sayang melalui memasak untuk suami & family. Masak untuk hidup punya hal pun beria keluaq patriarchy segala.

[umie the best @_badgalll]

Mak aku dah 6 tahun jadi balu yet never failed to cook for us family, does it make her a hamba patriarchy? Pemalas cakap pemalas. Ada perempuan yg berbagi kasih sayang melalui memasak untuk suami & family. Masak untuk hidup punya hal pun beria keluaq patriarchy segala.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.

[SejaFi 🇲🇾 #NearSingapore 🇵🇸 #FreeOrPartition @sjfi_twider]

PM 11 nanti lantiklah PM yang autokratik yang diktator sikit.

Isu bodoh macam isu anjing pun kerajaan bodoh tak mampu nak kawal sampai jadi isu perkauman.

[risk @risksaidon]

jangan sembang je, indo side dah reveal cctv footage masa pilot go through their screening.

reveal la pulak masa screening KLIA, siapa yang check, apa dia buat, betul ke system tak cukup canggih nak detect?

haritu masa pau duit bakso detecttt je lol

[Azril Rozali @AZRILROZALI]

Briskwalk 10 minit selepas makan bukan sekadar bakar kalori. Kajian menunjukkan ia membantu mengurangkan kenaikan gula darah selepas makan (glucose spike).

[aether @bluewdrift]

every time you hesitate, someone less talented takes your spot. the world rewards audacity, not potential, confidence over cowardice

[Anti Mat Rem REBORN @rempitbabiv10]

@Pelabur_Bijak Tarik dulu la sial elaun barua2 kat parlimen tu

[Syahir @syahir]

ada yang DM aku cakap jangan kantoikan kedai² kampung buat macam ni. kesian diorang SARA tu punca rezeki. macam tu pun boleh. takde beza pun beli rokok guna SARA dengan jual kuota BUDI bagi orang guna MyKad. dua-dua gaming the system. bising penyelewengan kat atas, kat bawah buat penyelewengan. 😭

[anak.watan🇲🇾 @miey17]

Aku nak bawa barang naik flight pun puas study jenis apa yang boleh dibawa naik. Tak nak nanti sampai screening semua kena humban tepi. Kalau tahu lah dadah pun boleh lepas, aku bawa satu almari terus atas kabin tu.

[Effi The Source Saharudin @1Obefiend]

Scanner KLIA mantap sampai kura-kura, monyet, tupai, tenggiling, biawak dan cicik dalam bag dia tak nampak sampailah imigresen Sri Lanka, Europe dan Indonesia sahaja baru nampak. Ha ha ha. Weekest point in a high tech systen is always the HUMAN operator. 👀👀

[Hadi Azmi @amerhadiazmi]

The AI we need is Amanah and Integrity

[Sauffie @Sauffie_84]

Pintu sempadan kita ini bocor dan bangsat.

1. Udara.
Pengembara asing dibenarkan masuk tanpa periksa tiket balik, itineri, slip penginapan, jumlah wang di bawa. Lojik ke pelancong bawa duit nilai Rm 200?

2. Laut.
Ada ejen kutip duit dalam feri pintu laut dari Indonesia kongsi dengan pegawai sempadan dekat terminal feri . Orang Indonesia duduk penuh 30 hari kerja.

3. Darat.
Pekerja asing tanpa pas duduk 30 hari masuk Singapura atau Thailand. Lepak sana 5 6 jam, patah balik masuk Malaysia. Pegawai sempadan tahu kemasukan berulang tapi pegawai lepaskan sebab dalam paspot dah ada "upah".

ICA Singapura banyak kali NTL (Not to Land) dan bagi surat suruh malaysia tahan tapi bulan depan jumpa lagi paspot sama.
Sebab itu mereka pasndang rendah pegawai sempadan malaysia, semua benda lepas janji ada "upah".

[Yed @faridsmj]

Dah beberapa hari RCI TH keluar, langsung takde ulasan daripada PAS. Samada pimpinan PAS bodo tak reti ulas atau memang semua pemalas.

[anak.watan🇲🇾 @miey17]

Ngakakkkkkk 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[H_R_V @SpacemanAp]

Let me guess. The scientists aren’t Asian, arab or African. They’re from the group that has started the most wars and done the most damage to the earth.