Migards

J'aime One Piece, je fais de la philosophie et je lis beaucoup ( trop ) de light novel, c'est a peu près tout ✌️

[Migards @migardss]

Les mots ont une valeur bien relatif, raconte la vérité a un esprit certain et ils auront l'effet d'une allumette dans un océan d'obscurité, mais raconte le plus absurde des mensonges a un coeur qui doute et ils auront l'effet d'une tempête qui redéfini l'univers.

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

takes like this always make me laugh like no dude people don’t have it out for Cuphead its just that the game was released a decade ago

[Iahr @aizaek3]

Japonya'da etek altı çekmesinler diye telefon kamerasına susturulamayan ses eklediler.

[Migards @migardss]

Comme la vrai vie c'est Shaolin soccer mdrr

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Not to get too Reddit atheist but it always annoys me a little bit when someone experiences a moment of genuine human connection and solidarity for no personal gain, and then they thank god rather than the kind stranger who helped them

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

uh

[Migards @migardss]

Ptdr

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

The whole business model of basically every Silicon Valley company is to operate at a loss until they have monopoly power and then extort "record profits" from their customers.

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Company greed is the reason why

[Bisexual Gamer Looking For Love, Pls look female @skramzbunny]

his thoughts must be fucking nightmarish dude.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

Literally this

[Migards @migardss]

?

Would I dare even say : ???

[Migards @migardss]

La dinguerie de la question

[Les Grandes Gueules @GG_RMC]

🏖️ 90 ans des congés payés :  5 semaines, c’est trop ?

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Megumi slander was so great it created a whole new sub section of slander like you can’t even say potential without thinking about him

[Migards @migardss]

@NoahQol 1

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Every conversation with "respectable" conservatives about election fraud is basically this comic now

[𝙵𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙲𝙸𝙾 @DaPetitFantom]

L'extrême droite la même semaine ils demandent la peine de mort pour un violeur et ils en sucent un autre.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

he's abandoned all his children but one, and either uses him as a human shield or completely ignores him whenever they're together. also he got into politics specifically to harm his transgender daughter. dad of the century here

[Migards @migardss]

Je sais pas c'est quoi c'est trend de donner des back story triste a des acteurs en ce moment mais c'est plutôt drole

[🧚 @paloma_datgirl]

Never forget that Milly Alcock lived in an attic, and washed dishes for a living until she heard the news that she got the part as Rhaenyra Targaryen

[Migards @migardss]

C'est si débile que ça en devient du génie

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind