mig

[mig @migbag69]

ok seriously who left this under my porch and how much i owe you?

[mig @migbag69]

do i need a visa to get a cab to belfast?

[mig @migbag69]

how do you become a teacher

[mig @migbag69]

why don’t teachers wear school uniforms

[mig @migbag69]

ed sheerban is underrated

[mig @migbag69]

a woman walks into a bar, she asks the bar keeper, what drinks are on the menu? the barkeep says, this is a hospital!

woman: ehm what!
barkeep: mmmhmm
woman: i’ll have your best pint of blood!

happy halloween everyone

[mig @migbag69]

who left this outside my gaf like

[mig @migbag69]

well well well would you ever go on dragons den?

[mig @migbag69]

me: check mate
him: check out your mate?
me: no check mate like we’re playing chess
him: what

[mig @migbag69]

my pawns / my pawns my pawns my pawns - in the tune of my humps

[mig @migbag69]

ah ah i’m coming for your pawns !

[mig @migbag69]

what’s the difference between a pig and a cat?

not a joke, real question? dm me

[mig @migbag69]

just sneezed and these came out :L

[mig @migbag69]

who had the first cold sore in the world? a pig?

[mig @migbag69]

this could be us but u playing @CherylOfficial

[mig @migbag69]

scrumptious bumptious @samsmith all my favrite colors seeming like no other all my faveite caahhlurss

[mig @migbag69]

where’s ya head @

[mig @migbag69]

i got me grips on me shoes da da dum da da dum @planetjedward

[mig @migbag69]

eggs in a pan eggs in a pan ha ha ha it’s eggs in a van

[mig @migbag69]

got a new towel