judaman

[judaman @mightbagod]

Come quite the way

[wifloner @wifloner]

when a nigga say some hating shit in a funny way you gotta watch that nigga forever‼️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you’re not at least a little bit selfish people will ruin you

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[judaman @mightbagod]

Mannn shut up

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Michael Beasley says KD texted him before his first NBA game: “Bro, you’re better than me, that’s easy for you”

“The day before my first game… I texted KD. I’ve never said this. I wish I still had that phone”

“I texted him, Bro… how’d you do it? He’s like, How’d I do what? Bro, you did what you did last year”

“He literally texted me back, Bro, you better than me, that’s easy for you”

“KD gave me the confidence to do that. That’s a real conversation, it just happened that way”

[judaman @mightbagod]

A few rhinestones is crazy too.

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

lol y’all draw the line at a few rhinestones on men’s clothing but wanna dress like welders. I’ll never understand women lmao

[judaman @mightbagod]

Y’all be missing brain cells.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[judaman @mightbagod]

This ain’t no damn pancake

[una ✨ @luna_aireirl]

American chocolate pancake ingredients

[judaman @mightbagod]

@DannyStrozier She cute it’s just the glasses.

[judaman @mightbagod]

@DannyStrozier Nigga was throwin slugs lmao

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

That's transplant talk lol

[judaman @mightbagod]

This here.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Yall confuse straightforward and just rude/unpleasant to be around often.

[judaman @mightbagod]

@iNeed2percs @KerriFine2 Shutup

[T⛷️ a.k.a Phillip @PhilosopherTB]

Guy at my resort was saying I shouldn’t have pork on my plate but is here with a white woman, brother who is really eating pork

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me surviving an entire week without spending $40, then casually dropping $1500 in a single day.

[C @thatsocarisma]

I want some margaritas and pussy for cinco de mayo

[judaman @mightbagod]

Such a winch

[judaman @mightbagod]

Yuck

[💖+💡 @chi_quiero]

He's got 5 kids, 5 different hair textures and he knows how to style all of them ☺️😎😎

When we talk present and intentional dads, this is what we mean.

What an absolute gem of a man! 🥰

[judaman @mightbagod]

Age

[Sesshōmaru 🌙🔮 @ThereGoPhee]

How much alcohol are y’all consuming where y’all have to completely cut it out of your diet to get in shape 😭😭😭

[judaman @mightbagod]

Posed to cancel subscription before the trial run out

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔