Ash💟

I say I hate foolishness but secretly I love it

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

Showed my friend how I put on foundation by rubbing it in like lotion and she looked at me like I killed somebody lmao 😔

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

@_callmefae_ Lmfaoo our consultant does tell us to 😭 just in case

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

“Two wrongs don’t make a right” has me in tears still

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

I wish my friends could carry me to work in their pocket for just one day I wanna see

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

@desinthemaking Go and cut the string

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

What if the bird is just terrified 😭

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

Why am I now realizing maasta T is very cute lool

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

Cars check engine light turned off on its own. Remarkable how cars are able to just heal themselves the same way humans do. I guess weren't not really so different huh.

[Empress Nandi 👑 Wuk Up Scientist @nandixnegasi]

This is what we should be taking away from each visit

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

Real

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Just boarded a plane for a much needed vacation and the man who sat down next to me is watching tik toks of plane crashes at full volume, no headphones.

[AV @A_V____]

@RhysSullivan Having separate alarm, media, notification and call volumes (copy android) is would improve iOS so much

[avie ☆ ☆ @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

@Lexiiee_x They’re a lil rude-y fr

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

people ask me how i get the motivation to go to the gym 4x week but i really just like listening to music and looking at myself in the mirror

[Ash💟 @mightbeasha]

Coconut water + Arizona iced tea >>>