mello

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

new generation will never understand how iconic this song actually was

[rose @wynrosei]

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

[angel @angelshit]

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

[Mariah @mm_jiselle]

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how many days just in general like how many left

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck the worm just killed the early bird

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[Wolfie of Buj 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you.

If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me