Branislav Ivanovic

Parody account. Dead since 2014.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@Lottie_Morris This isn't the real Ivanovic but happy to spread the news.

[Charlotte Morris @Lottie_Morris]

The lovely @Mighty_Ivanovic asks people to support @HumanAppeal https://t.co/fBwI6uHXSj

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@JordanBloor17 Moved on to Corn Flakes.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@JordanBloor17 Still left.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@JordanBloor17 Nope

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@Geoorge2212 @TobyClark_ It is late but good luck with putting a rubber goose in to a glove.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@cfcchants I'll let Geoff Shreeves tell you the bad news...

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@CRSadler C4, Nigeria News, Mens Health and now Goal SA. Too good.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

Moses keeps pronouncing "Real Sociedad" as "Real Sausages". I not know how to react to this.

[GOAL South Africa @GOALcomSA]

Robert Mugabe labels @luis16Suarez 'highly unprofessional' after @mighty_Ivanovic bite @lfc @chelseafc what u think? http://t.co/yfIviXQxbV

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@Sam_Hamlet 100% correct. 0% of those fucks given.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

I am not great. I am phenomenal.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

I score goal in Europa League final. Messi score no goal in Europa League final. Brani is clearly superior player.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

Rafa win us Euro League. Well done Rafa #RafaOut

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

I am like Zeus. But more God-like.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

Marin has hidden my boots ahead of tonights game. He think this is funny. So I hide his girlfriend.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

"Roses r red, violets r blu, we oferred frank 1 pork pie nd he take 2!!! LOL!!!" Moses. Shut up.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

"Hahahah, frank is fat nd hs eaten all da pies!! lol!!!1!" Victor. I don't even know how this is meant to be joke. It make no sense.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

@joetlcfc Only in my coffee. Tea is for relaxing. So I put iron, steel, sugar and skittles in there.

[Branislav Ivanovic @Mighty_Ivanovic]

Benitez just put one too many sugars in my cup of tea the bastard #RafaOut