Playlist Plug

Stoic「大」

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

A woman being 30 is like a dude being 5’3

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 @ngocho_ke]

Kenyan men are very funny creatures, One minute he can't afford Chapo dondo at a local kibandaski. The next minute anapiga deal moja unamwona na Mercedes. Never outwrite a Kenyan man.

[Äeryn🌙⚡️ @dualedraumar]

Lack of purpose leads to romantic obsessions and limerence

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.

[Joe Kobuthi @jkobuthi]

You just need to find yourself in a forum with Africans and realise how deeply the Kenyan mind has been colonized. Folks, it is serious.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

being comfortable with not meeting every woman’s expectations is part of being a happy man.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Female chickens can eject the sperm from males they don’t like after mating, especially if he’s a lower status male in the flock. I think women should learn this skill.

[Stirling Cooper @StirlingWisdom]

I've never met a narcissistic man who couldn't at least back it up in some way.

Men's self esteem is linked to their ability to provide tangible results in the real world.

[Francielle Dellamora @francidellamora]

lowkey one of the highest leverage things a founder can do is marry a beautiful educated woman that knows how to host, make friends, read social dynamics and create warmth around people

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

I have a theory that marriage distracts men from greatness.

[ㄖchibo @0chibo_]

Wadau, hakuna time. Our ancestors knew everything they needed to live well on this land.

The seeds, herbs, the soil, the rains, the stars, the songs, the names.

Colonialism was two grandmothers ago.

What’s left is in the heads of old women in shags who will die in the next ten years. After them, there is nobody.

Go home. Record everything. The knowledge is not gone. It is leaving.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Dostoevsky got the hardest quote on women nature:

"A woman's heart is a labyrinth of contradictions, where even the devil himself would lose his way."

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman would rather lose a good man than become a better woman.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Mudavadi is like jobs wife , the devil touches everything in Kenya except him. Nobody blames him ,not a court case nothing. Yet he has amassed a 5 billion empire being an employee all his life.

[BODE @n0thimagain]

the kind of monetary relationship many women are looking for, it's inside that polygamy they are avoiding

[South Side Bandit ⚚ @groundnut_ninja]

RAV 4 - Once I see you drive this car, I know you didn't listen to Kanye's verse in RUN THIS TOWN

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Free-range system in animal farming is super profitable. That's why Maasai and Somali farmers wanakuanga na pesa ajab. Feeds ndio humaliza pesa.

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Side bitches be like "You better not fuck nobody but me & yo gf"😭 ok bae 😂😂😭