Mr Smythe

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

@JSm1thh yo #blackoutbud! We hitting Savannah for st. pattys?

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

1st day of the semester only means one thing: fresh 17 yr old meat to play with. And it also means I can drink tonight

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Free bottles at obs tonight #itsnotevenmybirthday #happydrunkday

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Happy birthday America I'm about to take a shot for every year you've been around #yay #drunk

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

@JSm1thh Jameis

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Yo catch me at my spot at obs

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

My drunk ass will be working the door at #obrians tonight, come bring yo fake ids, everybody drankin tonight

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

workin on gettin this sexy ass bitch over, and this little kid she's with

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

My lips taste like cookies and cream

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Danny will be going to college parties till he's 32

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Went to bed drunk... Woke up as a bouncer at obrians #wasted

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

I refuse to do sake bombs, cause I refuse to spill any sake

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Nobody fucks with a lion

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Go ffuck yourselves, I'll throw napkins at your ass

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

I'm blacked out

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

@mighty_smythe yo I got it

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Yo I'm smything

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

Smythe is back in town

[Mr Smythe @mighty_smythe]

@NightOwlBoca why yes I will, except bottomless mimosas started as soon as I woke up