𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩

Writer, learner, reluctant Oxford comma convert, prone to silly goosery. ☽ ☻ ☾ “I’ve never been an inspiration before. I don’t like this much responsibility.”

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

it’s a d— #TikTok https://t.co/zHNT6UvRXo

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

"if only because dust is what we come to ... "

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

@thatclarafied so good 🤌

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

Why? Oh, you are Em. Oh, Em.

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

has anyone thought to name their br3a$ts "hakuna" and "matata"? yes, right? this seems like low-hanging fruit.

which is, coincidentally, the name my grandma gave *her* br3aSts.

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

@ExpediaHelp i have to book a flight directly with an agent because i have a case # that i need to reference in order to get credit toward my flight. please provide a direct phone number so i can speak to a human agent

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

i’m grateful all the time https://t.co/QU98vs1KA7

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

Wordle 1,132 2/6*

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[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

everything i would’ve written on twitter now goes on threads. unfortunately.

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

not many ppl know court is short for cortisol 🙇🏼‍♂️#advertising https://t.co/9Q3dEN8z4L

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

@ModaCenter @pdxwinterhawks now I’m out hundreds of dollars bc we can’t leave the house

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

@ModaCenter @pdxwinterhawks I hope everyone is posting and sharing this crap. These are my heroes. Prob a lot of our heroes. They’re really doing us dirty.

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

@ModaCenter @pdxwinterhawks this is honestly bullsh*t

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

i see u @hellotushy #bigpoopin

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

my gf's 🍉 is so beautiful i told her it belonged in a museum. she asked which one and i said holocaust.

listen, it's a good joke.

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

i wrote more cries for help and attention https://t.co/VBY6ShlkVM

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

3 tix for sale for #Betty a #queer dance party in #portland https://t.co/eQO1pQAxeV

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

can we all just agree that @jimbodragclown is one of the best drag performers of all-time?

[𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘩 @mightybishop]

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