Jordan W Merrick

I do the most? well maybe quierro todos

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I think universal basic income will bring a lot of crime, crime usually doesn’t pay, but have you ever had someone look you in the face and tell you “peanut butter cup flavored liquid death is my favorite”?

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

What kind of governors let a story like Francis Clifford Smith continue to play out like that - shame

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

@danellisona Iron sharpens iron. I assume if no one is trying to sharpen me then I don’t need the engagement

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Imagine a make a wish foundation wish where they want a celebrity making it happen only for when they are asked who or which one they say “literally anyone but Ann Coulter”

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I be getting catfished and I didn’t even want to be regular fished

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Look if you hate cops just because they’re cops, the next time you are in trouble then call a crack head

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

First of all thank you

[Angela💙 @amangieh]

Why are broke men so handsome?

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I just want to say it’s so great to meet someone who is making something they mastered look so effortless - makes you want to do what they do. It’s probably better if I announce anything on X it’s going into the void with no likes and followers. delusion unwitnessed isnt delusion

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I wonder what it would be like to feel respected by parents and my only sibling while still feeling as lucky as I do - so fortunate even with my position in my family I wouldn’t wish on anybody

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Yeah I owe myself the attempt but that doesn’t change the fact there is a homeless encampment in the parking lot of my apartment now after someone got evicted who refused to leave

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

@Alecco It’s cathartic to make peace with insignificance this way

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I wonder if Marcus Aurelius would have said all of his exes live in Texas if he had the opportunity

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Who is closest to me in my life because I am breaking up with them

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Worthless to think I could honk a few times to get someone to come outside when they’re double parked and locked me in

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Who shot skibidi valance the musical is only too weird to accept from the theater kids if you let it be

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Makenzie Scott should do a gift giving piece every year (all philanthropic, holiday and personal) - nobody is as generous

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

I think violent kids only have friends for them to jump in if they’re losing a fight. How are you going to be violent and beat up other kids but at the same time try to make friends with them? At any rate if you go to the Chinese theater after your movie started hop the barricade

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

If the cognitive impairment test bill doesnt pass then this will be the funniest time for Americans to look back on - think about it: a bunch of old farts refusing to share the responsibilities that pay well & mandelbauming us into huge amounts of debt due to cognitive impairment

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

@vamp1bella Facts - and the ones who say “tell me how you feel in the comments” with no comments should BE FEARED

[Jordan W Merrick @mightyjmerricks]

Isn’t it funny how someone can be an authority on something after failing at it - you get a morbidly obese person telling you that you’re better off not using Liquid IV packets; do we listen because of intent? How do we grow from this but minimize the recidivism? Stand with me