@comcastbusiness The internet at my business isnโt working. Oh you sent an email that you are interrupting the internet for two hours to improve it to gigabit service? I did not ask for that. I just asked for a reliable service. I want prorated refund for todayโs disruption!
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.โ
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?โ
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.โ
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.โ
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.โ
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.โ
โYou don't?"
โNo.โ
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.โ
"Don't have one.โ
"Ipad?"
"Nope.โ
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.โ
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.
Behind the scenes of the first Apple event to be shot on iPhone! Here's some snippets, but definitely give the whole video a watch... My mind is truly blown