Fernando 🇺🇸

living the american dream in the desert

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

Will take a break. Be a family man. Try to get my shit together and then be back to let everyone know I’m leaving Twitter

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

I think I’m at that phase in life where I finally get rid of twitter. I don’t really use it much, I see a bunch of things on here I disagree with because 95% of my political views differ from my followers and I just don’t even really have time for myself.

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

I’ve got an important meeting in two weeks but that’s too far away to look forward to so I just bought some @Dbacks tickets for next weekend so we have that to look forward to first 🤷🏽‍♂️

[ebb. @ayeitsebb]

“take me out” is a mooooood.

[hails @sgtsadass]

I am that bitch and have always been that bitch ok

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

lol no

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Lil Dicky is just out here droppin’ BARS 🎤

https://t.co/MEynpxL7EJ

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

@Dbacks @Chase What is 3 times? Final answer #ChaseFieldTrivia

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

The stars have aligned.

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

Water balloon fight with nat 😬 she had a momma with a gun and I had balloons I can’t peg nat with quite yet and momma had a baby so basically I lost

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

@NianticHelp ass adventure sync to Harry Potter

[Andy Huggins @AndyHuggins]

Men across the country rejoice as their wives can't drop $200 when they go in for a single bottle of Tide #targetdown

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

@scumjay YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

Retweetimg so ash knows what to order me because idk how to order my own Dutch

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

I remember when I was telling everyone I was gonna be moving to Arizona everyone was like “Arizona is so hot why move there?” Jokes on you bitches y’all complaining about 106 in Fresno and it’s only gonna 105 in Tucson. Suck itttttt

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

Sick of hating my job(s) and always not wanting to go into work. 2021 can’t come soon enough 👮🏽‍♂️🚔

[Fernando 🇺🇸 @mightymouse460]

@markymmaarrkk @whatsuptucson Hunter at 2 sons for men. It’s on broadway and sarnoff.