The Mighty Plantain

Chris, Roddy, Mr Glenfiddich, The Mighty Plantain, Porno Claus. I'm a geek. What can I say? It seems to work, though. My kids put up with me.

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Hmm... guess she doesn't remember...

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Extra 10 bucks off just for clicking this link: https://t.co/P0qeMbaVqg

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If you've been thinking about getting a Heavy Mug, Heavy Shot, Heavy Tumbler, or Heavy Shaker, now's the time. Father's Day sale means everything is 20% off. Also, use my link in the comments to save an extra $10.00 on top of that...

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Didn't even think about what was on the shopping list. Just put on a clean shirt and headed to Sam's Club...

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You motherfuckers better not be lying to me, because I have missed the last 4 or 5 restocks now... (tap for the full context)

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Ok, so I put subtitles on this one, but I can't seem to get them to stay on-screen without the audio being muted... #beer #marsattacks
#goodfire
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@dickmasterson I didn't know about the Turbo Duck until I played it using The Power Glove.

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I've got an ex who needs this...

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So, PBR isn't one of my favorite beers, but Grillo's makes some damn good pickles, so I'm checking this out. I roped Bouch into finding out, too. He didn't know that going in, though. Cheers!
#pbr #pickle #picklebeer #beer #grillos https://t.co/F2ivbpG0RO

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Food for thought. Listen good and hard, dammit.

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Samuel Adams Our Town Our Beers variety pack, with 4 beers dedicated to Boston sports heroes. https://t.co/l5LCFGZUBV

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@ThatLARRYSHOW @CashApp @darrenoneill Use Chime instead. And I'm NOT just saying that because I jumped on their stock too early and it's down 50%...

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Do it, J.C.! Do it on EASTER!

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Do not disrespect the cow.

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What am I doing for Valentine's Day? Celebrating being single.