rheanna

mostly vague, ridiculous things my friends say

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somebody that knows how to talk to me

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Alicia, trying blueberry moonshine, “it’s against the law”

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“So did you pay like, Cincinnati property taxes or?” “Hey Rob. I was five.”

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“My jimmies were rustled” - bobo talking about early 2000s Rachel ray

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“I’m about to be leaning. On your ass”
“I don’t even know how you got me so good.”

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“That’s dales mommas cake you’re talking about”

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“That’s a lot of horse face”

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“Spread those wings baby. Suck that fart.”

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“Im not a wet squelcher”

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“It smells like an egg died in your ass”

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Read taylor a text from my aunt to my family group chat and he said “does your family even like each other”

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“I’m so.. *tight butthole noise*”

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“Your babies cry? Cringe.”

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“Oh you can tell when a daiquiri is virgin”

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“Go piss your butt, girl”

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“Your moms a pipe cleaner”

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Evelyn: “where’s your beer can jacket?”

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“You’re bothering the other people and the other people is me”

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“Just a little hotdog looking” -ev

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“Built like a bottle of mustard”-ev

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“She got so stressed she farted and died”