chris fisher

Its nice to be important but more important to be nice

[Glasson Rangers @GlassonRangers]

Set up well under way!
Gonna b a good day!

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

Ha ha ha!!!

[Mat @mat64791452]

Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

On the way dingbat, see you in the green man

[aidan callister🇺🇸 @AidanCallister]

We’re CUFC and we’re going to wembley awoooooooo

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@markjenkinsonmp @Ed_Miliband Your local hospital is falling apart, why don't you stop posting glib trash and stand up for your constituents, people left on trolleys waiting to be seen in A&E, people being discharged before they are fit to free beds up stand up or get voted out

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@markjenkinsonmp people being fed in the corridor at your local hospital patients cued up, no beds available, been here since 6.a.m. tories have led the nhs to ruin

[Rich Wolfenden @_Wolfenden]

The guitar instructor we all need 😂

This, and many other chords tonight on the @RadioX indie night 🔥

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@_Wolfenden @RadioX Tweet of the century

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Enough is enough. In the U.S. and across the world, working people are fighting back. They are sick and tired of seeing the rich get richer, while workers fall further and further behind. We stand in solidarity with our brothers and sisters in the UK.

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

Had the good fortune to get to know this legend of a man well @AshurstBill, brilliant bloke and an absolute gentleman, rest easy big fella #godbless

[The Mole @9_Moley]

BREAKING:
Two former premiership winners plan NRL comeback!
https://t.co/gtESr6t7CN

[Glasson Rangers @GlassonRangers]

Our game v Cockermouth is off tomorrow with @CockermouthArl unable to field a team, dig in fellas and we'll see you at our place for the reverse fixture, the club will be open innthe afternoon for the FACup final

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

Gotta be given respect for what he did at Burnley

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@markjenkinsonmp @allerdale @Conservatives No one cares #toriesout

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@markjenkinsonmp

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@markjenkinsonmp @Keir_Starmer Oh fuck off you crawling moron, get ready for your P45 in 2 years

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have broken the law and repeatedly lied to the British public.

They must both resign.

The Conservatives are totally unfit to govern. Britain deserves better.

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

Best account on twitter!

[Mork Jenkinsnot's ghost @mp_mork]

I heard some lads in the HoC changing rooms saying something about 'skid mark' - I reckon they must've heard about me zooming about in my super mini!

[Mork Jenkinsnot's ghost @mp_mork]

I was on duty looking out for any filthy immigrants trying to cross Siddick pond by boat today. Didn't see any - they know they'll have me to deal with if they try it! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[chris fisher @mightysoss]

@warrenturley Go on son

[Mork Jenkinsnot's ghost @mp_mork]

I've just shoved this electric charger up my arse, and I've got to say - I'm buzzing!