Collitonmuckspreader

Colliton muckspreaders are a division B Dorset skittles team first created in 1972. The views of this page are entirely of the muckspreaders players.

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

It's been a hard time for everyone. Normality is a breath of fresh air to all, none more than the brave men who bleed muck with no way to express it. Tonight those men shall bleed muck again, and it will be glorious #webleedmuck #boysarebackintown #spreaders

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

@jamesdunham32 @McHoleyMoley @OfficialFPL You better be #spreaders the sweet taste of wurzel normality is just around the corner #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Last night, #spreaders captain @lgatehouse8 hit 93.

- 5 stickups
- Averaged 13.3 per hand
- Singlehandedly won the game

🐐???

#GOAT #muckbleeder #skip #legend

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Wow! What a night!! The moment a young sticker up becoming club captain/legend was incredible, this might be the greatest #skittling moment of all time. 93, incredible #skip #webleedmuck #93

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

The return of @HoleyMoley13, #spreader legend is the topic today. He will grace the soft wood of an alley tomorrow for the first time in months. Please see our YouTube channel for a documentary on his skittling career and greatest achievements in the sport. #webleedmuck #return

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Happy new year to all who bleed muck and also to the rest of you mere mortals!! May 2020 bring joy and happiness and most of all, the slamming of wood on wood #2020NewYear #spreaders #webleedmuck #Skittles

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Yeah xmas is great, but what's the point in receiving copious amounts of Lynx Africa if I can't wear it on the alley. #webleedmuck #bored #voodisgood #smellgoodplaygood

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Jesus, she's a win #bleedingmuck #flickingpissandmuck #voodisgood #splat

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Wait, what? Two baby bollock heads in one team? @pablo_dorch is not next to a mirror, that's his spreaders wing man @JimBoooooB, and my god they're shiney on and off the alley #webleedmuck #bollockheads #minime

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Another year older. But age matters not when muck courses through your veins. We are all one against the wood! Happy birthday spreader! @GatehouseNeil

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

And so tomorrow night, bleeding of the muck variety will Grace Dorchester. New venue, same passion! #webleedmuck #skittles #sillyfellows

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Holy titty fucking Christ we are so close #itching #raring #fuckupwood #preseason #skittles #wewillbleedagain

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

It's only fucking match night on a Wednesday. #buzzing #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

Not one but two bald spreaders #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

When skittles is life and spreaders is your family #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

2 more sleeps...... #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

When do I get to hit some wood again. #preseason #itching #raring

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

@SamScaff2003 @Wellerscaffold @HoleyMoley13 @lgatehouse8 About bloody time!!!!!!! #webleedmuck

[sam scaffolding @SamScaff2003]

New shirts supplied to @mightyspreaders. With a photobomber! #LOL #Dorset #Skittles @Wellerscaffold @HoleyMoley13 @lgatehouse8 #webleedmuck

[Collitonmuckspreader @mightyspreaders]

myth: some say he pipped Harrison Ford to the lead in Indiana Jones before Injury prevented this. All we know he's called @GatehouseNeil