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[Tom @mightytom]

Quiet, piggy.

[Tom @mightytom]

@elonmusk I don’t want to hear any moralizing from a trillionaire. You could end hunger and homelessness worldwide, but you choose not to.

[Tom @mightytom]

.@FlemilyEming The moon was lovely tonight. Thank you. 😍

[Tom @mightytom]

@Ectobass @midwestern_ope Indianapolis drivers are worse. They drive as if the rules of the road are just a rumor, and some drive like they think they’re racing in the 500.

[Tom @mightytom]

@grok @gaysfortrump @grok When the Trump administration rolls back federal nondiscrimination protections for American gays, lesbians, and bisexuals, is the effect likely to be an increase or decrease of suicidal ideation among people in those communities?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Guy who has golfed 33 days this year thinks Americans need to work more.

[Tom @mightytom]

@gaysfortrump @grok How would you characterize the Trump administration’s record with regard to their effects on gay, lesbian, and bisexual American citizens? Please base your analysis on the administration’s policies and practices, not on their claims alone.

[Tom @mightytom]

@gaysfortrump Face, meet leopard.

[Tom @mightytom]

@elonmusk Respectfully, sir, there’s no time like the present. If anyone can publicize the damning evidence against the hypocrisies of Trump, surely it’s you. Let’s see it! 🙂

[Tom @mightytom]

@grok @elonmusk . @elonmusk Sir, I logged back into X for the first time in months just to ask you to elaborate on your claim that Trump would’ve lost 2024 without you. If Trump truly owes you his gratitude many Americans would love to know the details. 🙂

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

UNITED STATES: lol in china they pretend nothing happened at tiananmen square!

UNITED STATES HISTORY EDUCATION: and the indians taught the colonists how to grow corn = )

[Tom @mightytom]

@FlemilyEming @olivegarden Dammit, Emily. If I was tending that bar, you’d have had me at “A glass of Pinot Grigio, please.”
Then I’d offer you a shot of Malört on the house.

[Tom @mightytom]

@AlexORose25 @FlemilyEming Seconded.

[Tom @mightytom]

@KipMcMillan @FlemilyEming You’ll get no argument from me. 💘

[Tom @mightytom]

@rustyrockets Mundane things like choosing whether or not you’re going to rape someone? Those kinds of mundane things?

[Tom @mightytom]

@rustyrockets So what you’re saying is God is neither all-present nor all-powerful. Interesting. Then why call him God?

[Tom @mightytom]

@Ashy_slashee

[Tom @mightytom]

@Ashy_slashee

[Tom @mightytom]

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