Miguel Colon Jr

Miguel Colon Jr is a profesional stand up comedian

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Thank you to Hampton Inn Suites in Tarpon Springs Fl! They hooked me up with an amazing room and the staff was incredible. Thank you so much! #SponsoredPromo #tarponspringsfl #hamptoninnsuites #HotelStory #Entertainer #TravelIgnite #IgniteHospitalityServices

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Presidential debate drinking game.
Drink ever time you think to yourself "what the fuck is going on?" #gettingbettyforddrunk #debatenight

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90% of Matt Damon movies are about people trying to find Matt Damon and the other 10% are about buying zoo's and shit. #MattDamon

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#CecilTheLion #BlackLionsMatter #WalterPalmer

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Mother Fuckers are paying $50,000 to shoot lions and I'm worried Netflix is going to overdraft my checking account.
#comedydoesntpayshit

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@nickkroll can Bobby Bottle Service Peter Paparazzo and Farley do a To Catch A Predator Episode?

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#RayRice new sex position for 2014 the Ray Rice. That's when you bang a chick in an elevator, punch her in the face and take 2 days off work

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@DougBenson Sean But Not Forgotten. Movies where Sean Bean kicks ass but still dies :LOTR, Patriot Game, Golden Eye, Game of Thrones

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#tacobell eating Taco Bell is like playing Russian roulette with your asshole

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For years I thought ethnic cleansing was a black skin care product. I couldn't figure out why it was so popular in the Balkans.

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@amyschumer is masterbating to you during last comic standing insulting? Because if so I owe you and Josh Blu an apology.

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@DougBenson just found out you were in Space Camp and Captain Eo. That's 80's royalty! If you were on Head of the Class that's a trifecta!

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@kenzieeannee by far the most grownup twitter name I've encountered. I want to make mine something sophisticated 2 like RonWeasleyTilliDie

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@kenzieeannee mocking jay till I die!

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I'm addicted to social media. Its bad. Im going through an Instagram a day.

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@DougBenson I feel like Super High Me was the prequel to Super Size Me. They should sell them in a box set.

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#JayZSolange thank god his other 99 problems aren't bitches.

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@BMS_ThadCastle fuck a kick start campaign to get BMS the movie made we need a kick start campaign to make Blue Mountain State a real school

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#NFLDraft whys it's such a big deal that Michael Sam got drafted in round 7. For years My Jets drafted guys who sucked dick in round 1.

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#DonaldSterling if Donald Sterling didn't want black people to come to his games he should have bought a hockey team