Miguel Walker

Mediocre model photography

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If I've have a particularly satisfying visit to the toilet and nobody is around, I'll loudly say "Cracking shit Gromit!" in Wallace's broad accent.

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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.

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Someone clearly has either way too much time on their hands or far too much chocolate, or both ..

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I was at a friend's house when their elderly labrador jumped up for a cuddle on the sofa. As she started to slip off my lap, I tried to hoist her back on but only succeeded in accidentally putting a finger up her bum hole. Turd on finger & startled look on dog. The eyes haunt me.

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Every time I use the window washer while driving I shout "Bukkake!!!" in a Japanese accent. Once forgot my nephew was in the car and he's bow started doing it.

[Miguel Walker @MiguelOpenFrame]

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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It's how I roll.

[Miguel Walker @MiguelOpenFrame]

OpenFrameImages - Miguel Walker - Kirsty 1 https://t.co/jqLLmY0k6E

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OpenFrameImages - Miguel Walker - Catarina - preview https://t.co/IGAoL1wAhI

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

What underlying human value is central to all 17 #GlobalGoals? Fairness. http://t.co/EbevPVsFlC @TheElders