Migueloxlong

RIP mikeoxlong

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

Girl at gym was like “omg I feel like we r always behind u” so I grunted something about consistency then started squatting and sharted on the last rep

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@bignutboutique @noah_2106 Having a bad day and just rewatched this and realized he drilled the guy in the back of the head and it cheered me up. Thanks for bringing it to my attention big nut.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@bignutboutique @noah_2106 U should’ve just called him stone Handerson

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@RandyLaheyed Yeah me neither I made an exception for her bc she’s based. Nick Bryant is like an actual sigma he’s written like a ton of books I’m gonna read em at some point.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@RandyLaheyed The Weaver pt1 and pt2 also

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@RandyLaheyed Idk wat ur into but like the nick Bryant ones r always classic. The Katherine Austin fitz one was also good. Same w one that have Tom mccusker (SWIM) on them.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@RandyLaheyed Oh dude the Jared klickstein one is unreal. Dude who was in prison.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

@RandyLaheyed Dude yeah old test mssp is so classic. The first year I started work I listened to it from the beginning and would just cry laughing. Nothing beats Matt talking about the Korean beer distributor guy at 8:37 am on a Monday.

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

i will never test my IQ, i will never measure my testosterone levels, i will never get DNA tested. I am 160+ 1488 ng/dL 110% agarthan blood until proven otherwise

[ALBA RISING @rising_alba]

Hitler tried to destroy Jewish power and made them more powerful than ever. Trump tried to expand Jewish power and ended up destroying it. Retardmaxxing eternally vindicated.

[J. Respectful Clark @JReubenCIark]

"My wife was formerly promiscuous" son or braless au pair daughter?

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

What comes up when u say “Claude what does mid look like”

[sparkles @sparkles642028]

Dakota and Elle Fanning

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

His throbbing manhood stood erect, strong and proud like a marble statue, veiny and sturdy. Her pussy was whatever, it was decent I guess.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

Give a man a fish he eats for a day.

Teach a retard at work to fish and he says “correct” and pretends he know how to all along.

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

Retarded mba senior coming in to review the client deliverables having know idea what’s going on

https://t.co/qMwyFBo2ez

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

If cumtown was still a thing nick mullen would be like “Claude fuck my ass. And make no mistakes”

[Indra @IndraVahan]

the reason nobody’s trying to automate a project manager is because there’s nothing to automate

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

this is ridiculous

why would he refuse to sign the peace treaty???

[Migueloxlong @migueloxlong]

Diddy Netflix thing was so funny. The huge black bull claiming victim status like “he made me take molly and bang a literal 12/10”