lebron ranked 73 on fantasy is sooooo willlldddd. i think he went 2nd round last year or something, Not more than 3rd. Wow crazy. Steph still went 2nd.
masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves.
and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.
you know, I've never had like a real racist experience where someone calls me some slur or something.... maybe except from other asians, but I don't take other asians seriously like fuck outta here you rice eating slant like fuckin shooo! lmaoo
why do i spend so much time making a google sheet that explains everything when no one will bother to ever read it?
Because i do it for me assholes! Thats why! You unappreciative sons of bitches!
i would love a Maleficent style movie about Gaston and how hes actually the hero of the story. He's still a prick tho, and racist, but we learn his dad also hit him lmaooo. THATS NOT AN EXCUSE GASTON!
Aww, but now we understand a little bit. this piece of shit has depth
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@soapdax What a list! but it’s valid! For those who rank kare-kare low, I know you haven’t tasted my moms, and I wish one day the universe conspires to give you get the opportunity ☺️☺️☺️
ive never had a relationship last with a girl that didnt use tongue while making out. i think my subconscious self-sabotages to save me from dry kisses
My mom called my in a panic, "MIG, WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU JOIN AN ORGANIZATION? ARE YOU AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT?"
my DSA card finally came in the mail lol
"Mig are you TANGA? They are going to take you"
lmaoooo