Churn Unicorn

wrongly convicted of being awesome

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

A @nytimes reporter saying that it's okay for the New York Times to use a fabricated story as a source in "defence of @jk_rowling" because the person writing the defence is not classified as a "reporter," but as an "oped writer."

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

I wish we lived in the world The New York Times describes, where being trans is super easy and even cool and health care just falls from the sky. But we live in this one, where we face twice as much poverty, four times as much violence, and most of us who need care can't get it.

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Among the many failings of the Jedi in the waning hours of the Republic, perhaps the most fateful was their invention of the dreaded "hybrid meeting format"

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The actual best Trump impressionist