michelle 🎀

and in the death of her reputation, she felt truly alive

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

And a cat in college 🫩

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

Shark, worm, fish, sheep’s eye

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[kris☁️ @perfectlyfine89]

is buzz ok

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

Friend and I ate there last year. Total was almost $50. That’s why they fell off

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

When Tim McGraw first came out, I was young enough that I thought "truck with a tendency of getting stuck on back roads at night" meant he had a shitty truck

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

not everyone who gives birth is the mother. Yall will die on the stupidest hills

[‏ً @itsnwts]

unpopular opinion: gender-neutral language often ends up erasing women, not empowering them. when “mother” becomes “birthing parent,” it’s not inclusive, it’s dehumanizing.

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

hey wtf

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

Harry on stage at Wembley Stadium in London, UK - 19 June

📸 raphph

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

The ones with black and white covers

[Pop Base @PopBase]

In honor of Taylor Swift debuting 20 years ago today, what is your favorite album?

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

yeah

[trash jones @jzux]

are you the diarrhea friend or the constipation friend

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

@oreoeocat

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

@heykaitlinmary Good luck soldier 🫡🫡

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

Ppl were lining up at the crack of dawn yesterday for these. Meanwhile my store was still fully stocked today

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

@heykaitlinmary If yours doesn’t have them lmk! I’ll go back to mine

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

@heykaitlinmary Lmfao diabolical 😭😭😭

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

@heykaitlinmary Lmfao valid

[beck @unrivaled]

ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you

[michelle 🎀 @miicheIIex]

Idc about sports but I love a comeback story!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived 53 years of heartbreak. The NY Knicks have won the NBA championship.