cognitohazard

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[leech @bttmfeedng]

Watching porn is scary what if I’m unknowingly broadcasting it to all of my friends and family

[𝔪𝔞𝔠 @mfacedg0d]

hold in your piss all day and i’ll reward you with stomach punches

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

getting scared while high is for pussies i get horny

[🐾 @00morgie]

would be a shame if someone took advantage of me when i’m unbelievably high 👀👀 really hope that doesn’t happen 👀👀👀👀👀

[cielo @cieloskyes]

god invented weed and masturbating so we could use it at the same time 🙏

[m¥na @_p_eanuts]

of course you can pee down my throat

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

If you slap me I’ll nuzzle up against your hand afterwards to thank you

[⌖ @murdrsu]

my horny ass could NOT get into a physical fight

[angelique🖤 @leechloverky]

vape just spit juice at me

#forced #cnc

[dead, again @mothmortem]

not right now honey, i have to go outside and smoke an evil BPD cigarette. yeah actually could you come with me so i can put it out on you?

[caterina 🐾 @meowpod8]

guy i started being friends with will just casually call me me "kiddo", "champ", and "sweetheart" in conversation cause he's 4 years older than me,, how do i tell him that makes me horribly shy n squirmy in a way that doesn't sound pathetic and perverted

[⋆｡˚꒰ঌ r໒꒱˚｡⋆ @renm3nlvc]

i got called dumb once and proceeded to go home and finger fuck myself because i liked it. #watdamean

[:3 @Irrelevantsand1]

pressing on my full bladder while i’m horny holy fuck omg

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

fired a shotgun at my son from kinda far away thinking it'd be like fortnite and he just takes chip damage but now he looks like spongebob.exe

[𝐍 . @SNUFFDEITY]

The kind of guy to stash My razor blades in the same drawer I keep the sex toys in.

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

yeah im weird but its tight so