Michelle

Gestalt.

[Michelle @miiich_]

Major FOMO about the jay z concert

[Michelle @miiich_]

Why does choosing a rug feel like a life or death situation

[Michelle @miiich_]

Ok time to wrap up the fireworks

[Michelle @miiich_]

Me last week

[brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd]

Went out to eat last night to use my Chase Sapphire Reserve Dining credit before it expired. The restaurant was booked up, so we sat at the bar. Before we could pick up the menu, the bartender hit us with a "do you have a Chase card?" and then laughed when I said "yes."

[Michelle @miiich_]

Yes

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

WE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE, RIGHT???????

[Michelle @miiich_]

This challenge was so pause-worthy my TV literally paused during it #LoveIslandUSA

[Michelle @miiich_]

@ImToBlame This just pissed me off

[Michelle @miiich_]

I love my new costco membership but also what am I gonna do with 12 tomatoes

[Michelle @miiich_]

They did the girls dirty with the man bombshell this episode

[Michelle @miiich_]

The internet got me scared there’s mice in my Celsius

[Michelle @miiich_]

I don’t think anyone is superior to me except women who can do pull ups

[where there are trees @sixepigraphes]

if you’re not texting me like this then leave me alone

[Michelle @miiich_]

Seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2 with my girls and hitting Cheesecake Factory afterwards will for SURE heal me

[Michelle @miiich_]

The problem is that we stopped calling people “herbs”

[Michelle @miiich_]

You’ll be in a great mood and then the subway will drip on your head

[Michelle @miiich_]

My brow tech telling me she can’t see me anymore on International Women’s Day is girl on girl crime

[mia @httpsosweet]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[Michelle @miiich_]

I think it’s so interesting when people’s main reason for wanting kids is to “create a legacy”.

You are an accountant.

[Michelle @miiich_]

Oh I’m using this

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy

she asked me to name my great grandparents

[Harshit.exe @ishtwts]

Everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira?