no. 1 shark fan

ngāpuhi

[no. 1 shark fan @miikejaames]

Pierced titties taste like coins and im all about that money baby

[Chaos;Appreciator @cha0s10g1c]

Christchurch, New Zealand

[no. 1 shark fan @miikejaames]

this is gayer than fucking dudes

[Keegan Langeveld 🇳🇿 @KeeganLangeveld]

This is bizarre...

[Miserreich ☦︎🤙 @Miserreich]

These rorschach tests are crazy lol why do I see my parents fighting

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[🥝 @whanganuipalmy]

In New Zealand, every 24 hours:

• Possums eat 21,000 tonnes of vegetation
• Cats kill 284,090 birds
• Rats eat 73,863 bird eggs
• Deer eat 6,272 tonnes of vegetation
• Wasps kill 3.5 million bees

Sources: DOC, Zealandia research facility, Predator Free NZ

[based JAFA @Zeleksaira]

Greatest hemisphere on earth (Australians are in thin ice)

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Mimany🅱️aker @MimanyMaker]

What if i cutted both my arms off and went to the sperm bank

[no. 1 shark fan @miikejaames]

@EerykMcRae atleast they aren't known for stabbing someone

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the concept of having to study (which I hate) to get a job (which I hate) in order to live (which I hate)

[Nick @StrayDogNZ]

Two different answers to the question of whether New Zealand should condemn Israel and America's bombing of Iran.

One of these shows leadership.
The other, contradictory word salad.

[WestSide 8345 @tauhenare]

New Zealand First

[notmani @notmxteh]

this and places like Levin exisiting in the same country is hilarious

[Rapist Homo Thug @RetardedandUgly]

My son died trying to learn how to blow O's

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗 @THE___INSIDER]

Taylor Swift is the most untalented and overrated pop star in human history 🤷‍♀️

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Only a jew would think of something like this

[ZarahnSouthon @ZarahnSouthon]

So heartbreaking watching our ancestral lands burn.

[Serena of Aotearoa 🇵🇸 🇿🇦 🇳🇿 @SerenaTNZ]

OMG 😧 LOL 😂