MiileyD (Taylor’s Version)

you headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst. she/her.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

ayo edebiri’s “do not talk to me about ai, i will k!ll myself” tee is so iconic and she’s so real for that

[Mobius Dick 🇨🇦 @MobyDickSpoiler]

Quebec: But if we change de name of ouer village from Saint Jean-François Louis-Pierre, la terreur des huguenots, den ouer culture will be dead

France: Zis here is my son, Kevin

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Showing up to work after losing an hour of sleep

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she looks like her husband was just shot and she is so happy

[Bishop 🌲🍩🐞 @pineyyote]

agenda for the night: yipping and yapping

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

how i’m feeling rn with 0% latino blood in my body

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA

[m @msnetik]

alien studying to be human by watching zac efron sing “bet on it”

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[໊ @user0000O0]

when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

[KAY @ferociousfart36]

Tried to dress my Arthur like they do on Pinterest but just made him look like a minion I quit red dead

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

The blonde one from Heated Rivalry is like the Meryl Streep of fake Russian accents and gay sex

[devin @dchally_]

At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought

[Cody Dericks @codymonster91]

I’m enlisting

[SATORU GOJO !! @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[lauren @winonaddict]

this is so 😭