Oh? You're still dating me? Instead of dumping me, you're still in love with me? After 3 years of being with me, and you're still into me? Very well... I guess I must admit that I'm still a simp for you too.
When I was 16 I gained a lot of weight, so I downloaded a dating sim where hot guys fat shame you into losing weight. I ended up losing 10 kg in two months.