eh 🍉

sit & stare

[Yoyo suka The Voidz @aswaliaaa]

Cerita ni popular masa adik bongsu aku kecik like tadika kot lepas tu dia kata Adik suka Bawang Merah sebab bawang putih tu lembik asyik menangis je kerja dia 😭. She's so real bro

[Kaiser "Seth" the Hedgehog 🇲🇾🇳🇱 @HarisCountrys]

Please insert your parking ticket, please insert your parking ticket.

Fee is, 1, Ringgit.

Please present your AEON Membership Card for discount, please present your AEON Membership Card for discount.

Please push the Receipt button, to issue receipt.

[sky 🪭 @kittysmimi]

years have gone by and i still think about this thread

[Na-Bi @HxnNaBi]

Been there.
Bought a perfume from shopee. Actually for myself. Then i think about her. I bought for her too. Even though bayar pun pakai paylater.
Things arrived. Pass to her. First thing came out from her mouth was,
"Ingatkan Gucci!"

Fuhh. Allah saja yang tahu rasa masa tu.

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Dulu dulu jual negara dekat British.

Sekarang jual dekat Yahudi.

IYKYK.

[kzztz @kzzztz]

Sultan Johor adalah sultan pertama dalam Tanah Melayu yang setuju terima residen British dan Malayan Union, long before negeri lain.

Bagi yang tak ingat sejarah, residen British dan Malayan Union were not good things.

Melayu jangan mudah lupa!

[える🏠家垢 @l1l1l1___l]

家づくりするみんなへ。
ぜひ1箇所はフォトスポットを作ってください。
現時点でお気に入りの背景がないので何処をとっても生活感で溢れます😔www

[MYDIN @MydinMalaysia]

Tak perlu buku pink untuk membeli-belah di MYDIN 🛒

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books and movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[kage @sukikage_]

read the books you bought … read the books you bought… read the books you bought.

[cam ☀️ @scrofantastic]

remember when you could type anything in twitter search bar and actually find what you were looking for?
good times

[Jazz™ @JazeeraJulaili]

Regarding an accusation made by Lotus Selayang to a pregnant lady.
Followers saya yang mengandung, tolong ambil tahu hak anda!

Their cashier or so called “guard terlantik tiber tiber” requesting BUKU PINK from the pregnant lady

OMG. NO WAY. Takda siapa layak dan mempunyai hak untuk baca buku pink mothers dalam Malaysia ni, melainkan

1. Medical personnel
2. Court
3. Authority Personnel

[Kashi @JackSablier]

El primer desarrollo de personaje que vi de niño:

[fiorella (eng/mal/ind) ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ @fiorellaheart]

penat babi cakap dengan orang yang fikir course stem je pandai course lain bodo

[Norhisyam Hasim @frankrxII]

@SinarOnline Penagih dadah membunuh pegawai anti-dadah.
Thats REALLY something you know.....

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

"we dont need any more rappers 😭 we need electricians, plumbers etc"

The humble cleaning service team: