Mikaila Chamblee

Writer, drag devotee, sailor guardian, water bender, and Pokémon master. Floating through life on an imaginary Lapras. - She/Her

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Hi so are these things still called “tweets”? I truly don’t know what to do here anymore.

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@J3NNARAM0S A live look at what happens to my taste buds when I eat those chips

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@MattLinenbroker Do I have a tab with this open right now? Can’t confirm. Can’t deny.

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@MattLinenbroker It’s at the top of my list now 😂

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I tend to be 5-10 years behind all the tv trends. Should I be watching Love is Blind or will it just kill my brain cells? I enjoy having some brain cells.

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@MattLinenbroker Well, you heard it here. Nobody bother responding because I will not be watching Love is Blind. Thank you come again.

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Water Pokémon are my kindred spirits. Exhibit A:

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Roland & I unabashedly went to Target for a Pokémon game code. Man only gives Roland a code. I say “Can I have one?” He says nervously “We’re only allowed to give one per…uh well since there’s two of you…” Reluctantly hands me the FREE code. Women can be Pokémon nerds too 🫠

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@MattLinenbroker @RangerRoLin Honestly there’s no right time you just have to do it

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Roland: We were very sedimentary this weekend.
Me: Sedentary, Roland. We were sedentary. We’re not rocks.

🤣🤷🏽‍♀️ @RangerRoLin

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@MattLinenbroker

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Hot take: I’ve never seen Hocus Pocus.

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Does anyone actually have cable tv anymore? Or a satellite dish? Not hating, just curious.

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The same woman asked me for a spot again today. I feel chosen 🥹

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This morning at the gym, a woman came up to me and asked me to spot her bench press. There were plenty of men way stronger than me that could have helped her, but she asked me. It made me feel special. Here’s your unsolicited thread as to why:

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Name a better duo than me and @MattLinenbroker I’ll wait 😂

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@Mz_Nu_Beauty I’ll be sure to tweet about it when I write it 😂

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Sometimes I have to pinch myself as a reminder that I’m really a writer for a living. My days are spent writing in my nerd cave. Yes, I write about prostates. I know far more about them than I ever wanted. It’s not glamorous, but I enjoy it. Maybe I’ll write a prostate poem 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@WonAndDunn Nothing beats the classics! I loved Sonic Mania. It was a nice refresh on the old favorites.