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banger tweets sometimes

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if any of my future employers are here can u at least like some of my tweets or smth

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@girlwhoblooms ive been living by myself for 2 years! best tip is to have plenty of storage space and know exactly where each item needs to go. it will save you so much time decluttering your room when you know where to put each thing!

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my random quarterly tweet is scheduled for today hello to all 20 of you

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i tried to brag about being O- when i donated blood and then got an email saying i am actually not at all and now i cant go back im genuinely too embarrassed let the people die

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never forgetting the time tana mongeau said she saw a lot of herself in me and ive never felt more insulted and scared in my life

[Anna 👑 | #1 Self-Sabotage Stan @lyricalbananna]

self-sabotage is also:

-unplugging your phone at night
-missing the flight
-crashing your car into someone's garage
-dislocating your jaw
-pissing someone off and asking what's wrong
-breaking plans to see what someone says
-being upset when someone's mad about plans you broke

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@Kwite guess the order and ill give you $2.50

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found out today that i personally know THE number 1 listener of kanye west and you can guess what type of guy he is #SpotifyWrapped2025

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@mangoed0212 hi im a nobody who happened to get this on my tl , i just wanna say that im so sorry this has happened, im thinking of you and your friend. ik thats not much comfort coming from a stranger, but please know you arent alone. that 4th tattoo should be yours to remember her 🫶

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went through 3 stages of woolies application and still didnt interact with a human being , hello world.

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i clicked on one post for the drama and now its my whole feed i genuinely am giggling while eating chocolate rn

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accidentally getting on edtwt with my completely average bmi is making me feel like nikocado avocado get me OUT OF HERE

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Do you remember when you joined X? I wish I didn’t! #MyXAnniversary

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@elonmusk anyone else wondering why theyre “forgiving” tyler robinson after the never forgave any other shooters… what have they got planned…
- a concerned australian

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@BreannaMorello @TriciaOhio someone get the shinigami eyes quick

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"i feel like watching the handmaids tale today" i say as i see whats trending in america

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

I am not a left wing politician. I am the father of Jaime who was murdered in the Parkland shooting. YOU ARE MISERABLE AND WRONG @JDVance. It is shocking to me how politicians like you mock and use the idea of "thoughts and prayers" to cover for your prior and future inaction and the reality that I visit my forever 14 daughter at the cemetery.

FUCK YOU JD!!!

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i cant fucking stand yall im sorry im going to facebook

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just had an epiphany on the bus .. thank you brendon urie .. goodbye twitter

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

Moon cream beep beep im benson bone

[★🍒ASH🍒★ is a star @Awstens_wig]

Bro why is backpain being a bitch this week and why does it always target my left hip FREE ME