mik

the worst thing I could be is the same as everyone else

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[Softboy @softboywin]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I want a boyfriend”
me every time a guy talks

[p - cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

genuinely have never seen a group of uglier men in my life

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

Too many ppl use religion as a replacement for therapy. Y’all need to go see the lady.

[Jewels Sparkles @jewelssparkles_]

he’s only backtracking because he’s the most hated man on the island he currently lives on. evil hideous white man GET TF OUT OF PUERTO RICO

[cal? @cal_gif]

the century of Minnesota is upon us

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

No no no ugly you said he was a terrorist now choke

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

We should arm protestors in another country but if you show up armed in ours, the govt will shoot you and call you a terrorist.

The jokes write themselves.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I’d rather share a country with people who crossed oceans to build a life than to live with people who won’t lift a finger to make life better for anyone but themselves

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The “pro-life” party seems very happy about an innocent lady losing her life today. Tsk tsk!

[Mitchel 🫆 @Mitchel_X14]

I mourned rich homie quan longer than she did her own husband

[K👸🏻 @_only1ky]

at this age if I️ tell you I️ do not care pls believe me

[rach69 @rach_6977]

they didn’t think enough people cared this much about a Black woman from Alabama.. THEY KNOW NOW!!!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[B☆NS @sekeshawty]

now i gotta start believing in love again in D'Angelo's honor

[🦢 @meishato]

i want a man to love me so bad his entire family think i did witchcraft on him