Mikaela Rae

professional historian, lackluster human

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Alright hear me out.... a boozy ghost tour called "Boo's and Brews"

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I casually brought up the moon landing yesterday and accidentally caused a whole office debate about whether it actually happened or not

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I'm part of a group chat with my siblings, dad, aunts, and grandma. It is used exclusively by my siblings to give updates on their children but every once and awhile I pop in with updates about my pride and joy - Cashew

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Becca and I couldn't have our standard Friday night @LoveisBlindShow binge so we did a brunch watch party. Do we yake this show too seriously?

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I have had my nose pierced for 8+ years. On Friday my 4.5 year old nephew noticed it for the first time and proceeded to question every life choice that led up to it and every decision I've made since

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My boyfriend and I made plans to go furniture shopping on Saturday and that's just too adult for me

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My side mirror got ripped off in a car wash last week and I wasn't entirely sure how I was going to replace it... I went to a party at my boyfriends parents house yesterday and asked to borrow a specific tool to fix it...all 3 dads present stood up and had it fixed in 6 minutes

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I wish there was a way on ipsy to select between silicone or water based primers because the amount of water based primers I've had to throw away is ridiculous

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@danidohmeier Everyone looked like they were in pain whenever he opened his mouth

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I took my boyfriend to the @PotterlessPod show last night only to find out MID SHOW that he's never read any of the Harry Potter books. The first thing he asked me this morning was where my HP books are not because I finally convinced him to read them but because Schubes did

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@SabrinaForscutt

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In case anyone is curious how moving in with my boyfriend is going last night he managed to set our electric stovetop on fire

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Is your town normal or does it have a solitary peacock that freely roams around the neighborhood?

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I'm not gonna say I've been on a super specific reading kick recently but most of my "to read" books are alternative history about the French Revolution and about half of them involve magic

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There's now a Crumbl on my way home from work and this is both the best and worst thing ever

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@danidohmeier 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ I'm a little far away but always down for a haunted road trip

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@shawna_boley

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Im on a plane and behind me is a kid with a xylophone playing to her hearts content and next to me is a growling chihuahua. Pray for me

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Last weekend I learned that everytime I fly home my boyfriend sets an alarm for when my flight lands (usually like 2 am his time) so he can wake up and get my "I landed" text

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Im fairly convinced the people who write sibling birthday card messages do not have siblings

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Couldn't figure out why my package was taking so long to get here...guess it decided to take a little tour of Northern California before coming back to Sacramento