Mikaela Smith

[anthony @orvillesnovio]

this is my generations silver springs live

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When Jerry helped a dog, and the dog gave him a bell to ring whenever he was in trouble😂😂

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Steve Carell landed BRUCE ALMIGHTY (2003) after being the only actor in auditions who nailed the anchor breakdown scene where Jim Carrey forces him to speak gibberish. It became one of Carell’s breakout moments.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Arthur (1996-2022)

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

SpongeBob crashing out over Eels and Escalators will never not be funny

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

17 years ago, lady gaga released ‘paparazzi’

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[aleX @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Softboy @softboywin]

me at the grocery store believing that i was only gonna pick up a few items and refusing to grab a cart

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎�� @urth2kas]

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS (2001) got trapped by its own marketing. Sold as a lightweight teen movie for tweens, it was actually a sharp satire of consumerism, and pop music culture. A lot of the audience it was aimed at was too young to catch the joke.

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

nikki blonsky pre-racial slur.
zac efron at his prime.
amanda bynes perfectly cast.
elijah kelley singing his face off.
john travolta living his truth.
QUEEN LATIFAH.

quite possibly one the best musical movies of the 2000s, if not THEE best.

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere