Michaeleen

There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@CallMeKell @ThurstonWaffles LUNA?????

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@rahrahray7 Maybe if it reached 1k+ RTs

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

I Love you America with @SarahKSilverman is the talk show I didn’t know I needed.
Feel inspired to be funnier, more irreverent, and more understanding in 2018

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Not to sound ungrateful but 12 new episodes of @SchittsCreek is somehow not enough

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Movie sequel idea, Inside Out: After Hours. Watch as hilarity ensues when new-comer “Alcohol” joins to influence all five of your favorite emotions from the first movie!

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@kupkait Imma try this thx

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@Genius providing some thought provoking interpretations of Drake #behindthelyrics

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@Genius providing some thought provoking interpretations of Drake #behindthelyrics

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

*to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"*

SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL
IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL
THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I like being social unless it’s too hot out or I’ve done it for longer than three minutes

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

When in doubt: deflect with an awkward, ill-timed joke

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@kupkait Actually really jealous of those

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Me, one day after trying to cut out carbs:

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

New favorite trolling activity is saying “yes’m” to a man and seeing how many of them explain to me that’s short for “yes ma’am” so the phrase isn’t right since they’re “sirs”

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

@prachant 😒—>🍑

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Idea: National Awareness of Appropriate Use of Reply-All Email Function Day, because no one needs an email of you only saying “thanks”

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Them: Have you seen that episode of the office-
Me: yes

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Quick update: according to my dad, Ian “doesn’t want to live in a big city”. Please give me this time to mourn what could have been in peace. Thank you.

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

My parents are so worried about my future prospects, my dad has started scouting suitors on his business trip to MI #blessed #whytho

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

As part of our MSF project, had the privilege of meeting some adorable children today thanks to @hopeworldwide and @msbgu #hopewwsa

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Possum update 2: at what point do I start being concerned or are we past that

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

My mom has been feeding a pair of possums outside their house...they honestly eat better than I do

[Michaeleen @mikaleen]

Possum update 1