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[mike @mikalson8]

@wxyzdetroit For the “cheap” price of $3k round trip probably

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

WATCH: This angle says it all: there was no margin for error here.

[mike @mikalson8]

@DemocraticWins Hassan Piker wasn’t even mentioned in the media here. I can garuntee most Michiganders don’t know who he is or how he was involved.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[mike @mikalson8]

@shoesonplease One of the most panelist listed here?

[ally @missmayn]

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

Pistons tonight

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Orlando went 45 minutes between made baskets, going scoreless from 8:46 PM ET to 9:31 PM ET 😳

The Magic's 23 straight misses were the most by any playoff team this century.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[mike @mikalson8]

@EddieAllenBro @PurpyNFL Ok but still not literally the same thing as forcing Muslims to eat pork.

[mike @mikalson8]

@EddieAllenBro @PurpyNFL Tat example is terrible. Are they making Ivey be gay at nba games?

[Flo ⚝ @lilfloo]

this shit look like a hiv prescription medicine commercial

[mike @mikalson8]

@navyjava5 @mercoglianos @biancoresearch @MarineTraffic But he is looking for the tankers let through so Iran would already know they were there

[palmer @decentbirthday]

overheard in a starbucks just now:

“i just saw that movie about the sun dying”

“project hail mary?”

“hamnet”

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

#GoldenAge 🥇

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Documents reveal a web of financial ties between Trump officials and the industries they help regulate:

ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who declined to identify former clients.
https://t.co/iKd15tF5B1

[mike @mikalson8]

@SpartanTiLIDie @JeffMossDSR That option works if you are not in a blacked out area. Is it still working the same? Who knows

[mike @mikalson8]

@Jaymo29 @tigers This is what I want to know. If I sub to MLB tv where I can access every other game am I going to be blacked out from tigers games? Needing a second subscription for this to watch them? Also mlb app is the streaming app is that going to be the mlb tv app on my tv?

[mike @mikalson8]

@WeTheBrandon I’m just going to have to get gas a week after that some what’s the point. Going to have to pay whatever no matter what.